House Camping

I got up this morning and the house was so darn cold it hurt to just get out of bed. Ya, there are some space heaters. They make it so that 1. The house is slightly warmer than outside. 2. My electric meter on the house spins faster than an old 78 record player. So, what do you do? Turn the oven on broil to make toast and leave the oven door open when you are done. Stand over the oven and rub your hands together, click your heals, and whisper "there's no place home." And there you have it! House camping....